What a Girl thinks - MILLONS OF THINGS ARE RUNNING IN HER MIND

WHEN GIRL IS QUIET
MILLONS OF THINGS ARE RUNNING IN HER MIND


WHEN A GIRL IS NOT ARGUING
SHE IS THINKING DEEPLY


WHEN A GIRL LOOKS AT U WITH EYES FULL OF QUESTIONS
SHE IS WONDERING HOW LONG YOU WILL BE AROUND


WHEN A GIRL ANSWER 'I M FINE' AFTER A FEW SECONDS
SHE IS NOT AT ALL FINE


WHEN GIRL STARES AT YOU
SHE IS WONDERING WHY YOU ARE LYING


WHEN A GIRL LAYS ON YOUR CHEST
SHE IS WISHING FOR YOU TO BE HERS FOREVER


WHEN A GIRL CALLS YOU EVERYDAY
SHE IS SEEKING FOR YOUR ATTENTION


WHEN A GIRL SMS'S U EVERYDAY
SHE WANTS YOU TO REPLY AT LEAST ONCE


WHEN A GIRLS SAYS I LOVE U
SHE MEANS IT


WHEN A GIRL SAYS THAT SHE CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU
SHE HAS MADE UP HER MIND THAT YOU ARE HER FUTURE


WHEN A GIRLS SAYS 'I MISS YOU'
NO ONE IN THIS WORLD CAN MISS YOU MORE THAN HER

Why should the wedding ring be worn on the fourth finger?

Why should the wedding ring be worn on the fourth finger?
There is a beautiful and convincing explanation given by the Chinese.

Thumb represents your --                            Parents
Second (Index) finger represents your         Siblings
Middle finger represents your                      Self
Fourth (Ring) finger represents your            Life Partner
Last (Little) finger represents your              Children

Firstly, open your palms (face to face), bend the middle fingers and hold them together - back to back
Secondly, open and hold the remaining three fingers and the thumb - tip to tip

Now, try to Separate your Thumbs (representing the parents)..., they will open, because your parents are not destined to live with you lifelong (Sorry but its the Truth), and have to leave you sooner or later.

Please join your thumbs as before and separate your Index fingers (representing siblings)... ., they will also open, because your brothers and sisters will have their own families and will have to lead their own separate lives.

Now join the Index fingers and separate your Little fingers (representing your children)... ., they will open too, because the children also will get married and settle down on their own some day...

Finally, join your Little fingers, and try to separate your Ring fingers (representing your spouse).
You will be surprised to see that you just CAN NOT ..,

Coz Husband &Wife have to remain together all their lives - through thick and thin.. !!

ISN'T THIS A LOVELY THEORY.. ??

Ladies Vs. Real Women

Ladies - If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's stillcooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt foran instant"fix-me-up."

Real Woman - If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking,that's too damn bad. Please recite with me, The Real Women's motto: "Imade it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes."


Ladies - Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.

Real Woman - Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink.. You might still have the headache, but who cares?


Ladies - Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.

Real Woman - Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone,for Pete's sake. You are probably lying on the couch, with your feetup, eating it anyway.


Ladies - To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.

Real Woman - Buy boxed mashed potato mix and keep it in the pantry for up to a year.


Ladies - When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, usea bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.

Real Woman - Go to the bakery - they'll even decorate it for you.


Ladies - Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.

Real Woman - Swanson frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg whites over the crust, so I just don't do it.


Ladies - If you have a problem opening jars, try using latexdishwashing gloves. They give a non slip grip that makes opening jarseasy.

Real Woman - Go ask the very cute neighbour to do it.


And finally the most important tip....


Ladies - Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.

Real Woman - LEFTOVER WINE ?????